my fat-filled muscleless body was making me feel like shit when I was hit by that kind of question by that quack quack. I have been living for 23 years without prominent biceps and triceps, n a huge lorry tyre recently hibernated around my waist to form a commensalism relationship.

Since I already look like Takeshi Kaneshiro and Andy Lau, it'd be much easier for me to transform from not yeng to yeng. I decided to make my arms and tummy look like theirs too.

A poor fellow like me who can't even buy a nike 1000 basketball definitely have no $$$ to join the fitness club. So I extorted my ex-housemate to get an instrument for my arms. For the 1st time in my life, full of enthusiasm and dedication, I started doing some simple stuff every day - weight lifting, push-up and sit-up. Like I said, poor fellow like me can't afford much. This is all I have.

This,

and this

It's quite sad when it took me quite an effort to lift a tiny thing like this for more than 12 times.

I think my biceps have atrophied b4 I even realised their existence, or maybe they never even grew. 5 kgs would be good enuff for starting. I was thinking if by chance this instrument gets stolen by someone who wants to look more yeng than me, this can be a temporary substitute.

In fact, a lot of my friends especially gals are already using it as the permanent instrument. Shame on me, weaker than a gal.

If u realise my arms have grown bigger with nicer shape one day, please let me know. It'd be better if u can exaggerate it a bit, even if they never increase in size. Same theory = tell a gal who's wearing a super-padded (approximately 1-2 inches) bra that her boobs have grown larger recently, n her cleavage is approaching the depth of Mariana Trench. It's pathetic, but it works.

I was thinking, are muscles enuff? Ladies seem to love men who smell testosterone. Hairy chest seems sexy, seductive and attractive to them. If it's true, then it's quite sad for me,

and the sexiest man is...