"They live to eat!!!", said R.J., the racoon.
I was impressed that a racoon can actually differentiate between fact n fiction but a homo sapiens with the highest level of intelligence can't even tell Dan Brown is a conman. "So, duck the con of Dan" (The Star) -- I like that. Shame on u, homo sapiens.
I made a trip to Ipoh the other day, which brought me to Old Town. Apparently, this place has the best food in Ipoh. The famous "gai xi ho fun" is known to be the best kueh tiaw soup in the world.
This stall looked like it's selling genuine and delicious gai xi ho fun. So I decided to give it a shot.
I know it looked terrible. It didn't look appetizing at all. However, it tasted unebelivably good. So i devoured it in 5 minutes that i can't even remember whether i chewed my food or not. The greed in me is calling me. "Oi, we live to eat la".
"Tauke, 1 more. Extra soup leh."
The tauke mutated all of a sudden, turning from extremely kiam siak to extremely generous. Great. Greed is good, isn't it? This time, I ended up eating only a quarter of it. It started 2 make me feel sick after a while. Greed is evil.
I dun take Eno to relieve my stomach when it feels bloated. Btw, who does? Eno sux. It makes me feel worse n I'll burp around into people's faces after taking it. Some might thank me for burping chicken soup smell into their nostrils to make them feel better after craving for gai xi ho fun for a long time, but most would curse me to hell. After 23 years of life, I finally found something that made me feel orgasmic after having a big bloated stomach full of kueh tiaw.
Old Town white coffee.
"Oh Yes...~~~"
