Turn left to Madame Tussauds, turn right to London Zoo. Turn left lo...
Paying 25 pounds 2 enter a wax museum made my extremeties cold n clammy n made me having tachycardia n tachypnoea coz I really did not know what 2 expect. What's inside..?bunch of wax...?Steve, Jane n I were gonna discover it...
The 1st thing I got 2 experience was to grab Kylie's ass. It wasn't as exciting as u would think. That felt kinda sucky though. It's hard...
If u smeeeeeeeell what the rock is cooking... Feel like giving him a choke slam. I dun like cocky face.
J. Lo is hot... This is J. Lo 5 years ago. She's slim that time, but her ass is alwez good.
I got to lay my hand on victoria's thigh. That felt good especially when the dumb husband was just next 2 her. U can easily tell from my hamsap face.
Steve n I wanna join The Darkness someday. I can play the triangle.
Captain Jack Sparrow didn't treat me rum. So I's a bit tulan la. Johnny Depp isn't that tall...That's a new discovery
Hulk is really cool. Huge n green. He's in his shorts, so I didn't know if he's really "huge".
I didn't know Sarah Michelle Gellar was that short. She's only my mum's height!
When I was busy looking at celebrities, I bumped into some famous politicians who shared with me their ideas n ambitions. I gave Blair some advice b4 he left n Bush some useful advice n tactics on war so he'd win all his battles. Watch out.
This man is a bit angry with me coz I didn't teach him stuff that I taught Bush.
I was delighted 2 meet them. I couldn't take my eyes off her...Hot 2 da max. Fat lips plus curvy body...yummy.
On my way, I met up with some football managers n we had a good chat about the future of Chelsea n England football team.
I was surprised 2 meet Beckham again. How did he change so fast? Wasn't he with Victoria?
I thought I saw Herbert. Herbert!!!How r u doing la, bro. How come u look like Dalai Lama d?
After a long journey, it's good 2 have a hotdog n a rest in the Regent's Park. Nice park with plenty of shit around the walk path n fat birds around. If only Steve brought some weapons to shoot them.