N Justin ® 徐旭隆
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You can't live without these
These r my gadgets as a medical student.Stethoscope (or we call it tube) :
It's for listening to any sound coming out from ur body, normal or abnormal, but of coz not ur fart or burp coz they're audible without using any device unless u constrict ur asshole or wear a sound proof G string to produce a soundless fart that is normally fatal to any breathing animals around u. I'll stick this tube into ur ass b4 u can even attempt to produce one. It's also for some medical students 2 try 2 look like doctors n be very excited when mistakenly identified as doctors by patients or nurses in the ward.
Word of advice : just shut up when doctors put this shit on ur body coz if u do sing, talk or scream, they're at risk of getting ringing in the ear or becoming deaf. Some sissy doctors might chicken out n cry in the corner of the bathroom but if u do that to me, I'll cut ur throat.
Tendon hammer :
This thing is for eliciting reflexes from ur arms n legs. It's absolutely harmless to u, so dun get scared when doctors walk 2 u with this shit in his hand although he looks like he's gonna whack ur head with it.
Word of advice : Do not under any circumstances make any annoying sound when u get whacked by it anywhere on ur body. Moaning or laughing can only make doctors sick coz they're not using it to perform sado-masochism or commonly known as SM. If you do that to me, I'll make sure u have the best SM in ur whole life. If SM is badly needed, pls choose an appropriate instrument such as hammer or baseball bats.
I got this tendon hammer in IMU for RM50. It's so costly compared to some other types coz it's imported from the UK. This evening when I was playing with it (not SM, ok), I realized something.
So, it's imported from Croydon. I bought it in Malaysia, n here I am in Tooting, London now, which is a stone's throw away from Croydon, n it's more expensive here! I love Malaysia...the stuff in my home country is really cheap...aku anak Malaysia!
Bible :
The latter one is what we call Grey Book. It tells us what to do in most emergency situations. Dun mess with me, guys. I've got Grey Book. Grey color, u know. n it's free somemore. Do u have one? Dun have leh...
