I saw a 2-year-old kid who has paper eating disorder (PICA) few days ago.
He loves eating papers.
Poor kid.
X : I had 2 donuts for breakfast.
Kid : I had 2 A4 papers.
...
X : Omg I'm craving for cheesecake.
Kid : Omg I'm craving for Jessica Alba wallpaper.
...
X : It's £14.50 . Plastic or paper bag?
Kid : 3 paper bags pls. Large.
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X : May I take your order pls?
Kid : How much is the menu?
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X : Throw away the old documents.
Kid : No food wasting, pls.
...
X : This book is freaking heavy.
Kid : Yummy.
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and i thought the boy who chokes in his sleep wuz cham enough..
ReplyDeletethis is worse!