Justin 徐旭隆 ®

SICK

2009-04-25T02:35:00.001+01:00

2009-04-15T18:38:00.001+01:00

Where Will Amazing Happen This Year?

2009-04-15T17:58:00.001+01:00

It's time. NBA Playoffs.

My favourite video of all.

The Suns aren't in the playoff. Go Rockets.

2009-04-03T14:51:00.001+01:00

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

2009-04-02T18:04:00.000+01:00

Oh. The world didn't end. Great.

2009-03-26T15:22:00.000Z

Monday - Doomsday?

2009-03-24T22:51:00.000Z

NY Times article

how sad

2009-03-03T02:55:00.003Z

OMG

I saw Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston at the London Premiere of Marley and Me. I couldn't believe my eyes.

OMG.

I also saw Gemma Atkinson, former Miss England and Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd, Dancing on ice star Zoe Salmon, Skin actress Kaya Scodelario, soprano singer Hayley Westenra, former Miss Wales Amy Guy, Jools Oliver, Roxxane Pallett, and the noob Britain's Got Talent's winner George Sampson.

They were all right in front of my eyes, so near to me that I could almost touch them.

LINK TO DAILY MAIL

What a night.

2009-02-19T12:02:00.003Z

Open your browser, Firefox or IE.

Go to www.google.com

Or if you have shortcut google search bar on your browser,

Type "I am extremely" on the google search bar, some suggestions should appear.

Check out the last suggestion.

2009-01-22T13:53:00.001Z

The much anticipated LOST is back with Season 5!

2009-01-22T02:09:00.000Z

一人做事一人当，

小叮做事小叮当

2009-01-22T02:06:00.000Z

小鸡在临走前向老鸡说，

“老鸡bye! 老鸡bye!"

2009-01-15T13:57:00.003Z

6 things I'm passionate about:

Basketball. You can take my pounds, dollars, RM, underwear, rice, but not my basketball jersey and shoes. You can stop me from going to gym (actually I don't need anyone to stop me from doing that), but I'll dulan you if you stop me from playing basketball. Not even a temperature of -4°C can stop me from playing outdoor basketball.

Travelling. I never knew it can be that fun and knowledgeable. I love it. I will keep doing it. I'd rather spend 500 pounds for travelling than buying a new TV.

Chinese food. Nothing can beat Chinese food. Although I don't make nice Chinese food, I'd rather eat my not-nice Chinese food than having some fucking sandwich or stupid Western salad.

Movies. I love movies. I can spend a whole week watching movies at home, not doing anything else. But I hate Cantonese series.

6 is a lot, Let me think.

Trying new things. I just did 6 days of skiing recently. It was awesome. I wanna try so many other things, such as ski diving and bungee jumping. I wanna try other Asian food as well. I have been travelling around European countries but I wanna go to Asia, Africa, South America, Australia etc and try whatever they have over there. I always wanted to try playing piano, but I don't know if it's too late now.

Excelling in whatever I do. I'm quite kiasu. I'm passionate about being good at what I do. I don't believe in talent. I think talent is a word people invent to make themselves look good. It's bullshit. You take 10 5-year old kids to learn piano until they're 20, 9/10 of them can excel in it. The other one is just not interested to learn, not because he's untalented. To be able to do something well is not talent. It's all hardwork and interest. I think I can excel in whatever I do if I work hard. I'm not that bad in basketball coz I played hard, I own everyone in counter strike coz I played hard.

6 books I read recently :

I don't like to read. It's boring. I used to read loads and loads of Mandarin books. Since I got surrounded by English-speaking people, I stopped reading. I find English books extremely boring and senseless. However, I did attempt to read some. Here are some examples.

Rich Dad Poor Dad, Da Vinci Code, Deception Point, Angels and Demons, Oxford Handbook of Clinical Medicine, and Illustrated Textbook of Paediatrics.

I love reading newspapers and magazines, in whatever languages I understand. Magazines are interesting. They talk about politics, economy, technology, gadgets, gossips, and all sort of general knowledge. I can spend whole day reading a magazine in details, but I can only read a novel for 5 minutes before falling asleep.

6 albums/songs I can listen to over and over again

"Run" by Snow Patrol. It's quite and old song, but i never get tired of it. Leona Lewis did a pop version of it recently and she did it really well too.

"Fix You" by Coldplay. This song is amazing. I can't describe it until you listen to it again and again. It makes memories pour out of your brain just like that.

"Fantasy" album by Jay Chou. This was Jay's 2nd album and it's the best.

"Hero" by Mariah Carey. There is something about this song that makes me love it. My secondary school teacher used to play it in the classroom and I loved it since then.

"Wei Yi" by Lee Hom. Well, what can I say. I need to learn how to play this song on piano.

"Tears and Rain" by James Blunt. I'll still be singing this song when I'm 90, if I ever live till 90.

6 things I learnt this year

It's 2009 now. I'll talk about the things I learnt in 2008.

Ski! I learnt how to ski! How exciting.

Malaysia is full of racism. I never knew how bad it was until this year when all the shit happened. These people should die.

I suck at basketball. I have to admit, I suck. Well, I used to be better, but I suck hard now. I started playing with the Blacks here, and I got completely owned. They blocked me and dunked in my face. I got pwned.

I am unhealthy. I realized my immunes system is really bad. I keep getting cold and flu, especially when the weather starts going crazy. Also, my stamina has decreased tremendously. I need to do something about these.

Communication skills are tough, very tough, and they're really important if I wanna live in this country. I ain't good at talking at all. I can't generate conversation with the ang mos. I can only talk to them about the weather and football. (maybe that's what they talk about all the time?) That probably explains why it's tough for a non-British Asian guy to get an ang mo chick. It's much easier for Asian chicks to get ang mo guys. It's pretty simple to explain this. If you have a pussy, you can do it. You don't even need to open your mouth. Oh maybe you need to later.

I learnt how to say simple things in Italian, German and French. It's always good to learn some new languages. They come in handy.

6 valuable things I own

My camera. I got one to replace my old one recently coz it's no longer taking good pictures anymore. Maybe it's just me. I suck at photography anyway. But yes, camera. If I lose my camera when travelling around, I think I'd go into depression instantly.

VISA debit card. Who can survive without this? What, u wanna line up in the bank to withdraw 5 pounds?

My cellphone. I do not have to explain why this is valuable.

My wallet. Ok, put it this way. When I go out, I need these 3 things in my pockets - wallet, cellphone and keys. If i forget one of these, I'd go panicking.

My Malaysian passport. My MALAYSIAN passport. Yes, and this word on my passport has got me into so much trouble and wasted so much of my time. Airport securities will give me a hard time whenever they see this word. However, it's probably the most valuable thing I have now. It's my identity, and I can go anywhere I like with it. Not Israel though.

My laptop. It has served me well. I don't think I can live without it. My life is dependent on it.

6 bloggers I tag

I do not wanna tag anyone.

Ciao~

2009-01-14T16:45:00.000Z

I love these top 10 viral videos!

VIDEOS

2009-01-12T21:59:00.003Z

I just finished watching a movie called Slumdog Millionaire. It was surprisingly good, one of the best story-telling I've seen, and definitely the best Indian movie I've ever seen, although it's a British product.

2009-01-12T11:13:00.004Z

I used to be proud being a Malaysian. I used to be able to proudly claim that I'm a Malaysian Chinese, not a Chinese Chinese. I used to be proud that I can speak more than 3 languages including malay language.

But look at what's going on in Malaysia for the past few years. Developing? Nah. 2020? Nah. Racism? YES.

Politicians are making no progression at the moment. It seems Malaysia is currently stuck at debating over racism issues, not heading towards any fruitful goals whatsoever.

I'm now embarrassed to admit that I'm a Malaysian.

2009-01-11T20:09:00.003Z

Malaysia is moving towards racial equality? Erm... Maybe 2000 years later

Click HERE for an interesting article by a reporter from BBC

I watched the interview with this malay guy, (click HERE). He made a statement : "This is our land basically. We have already given one special privilege to the non-Malays, that is citizenship."

WOW.

I can't imagine how much anger this statement would generate among the non-Malays in Malaysia.

All I wanna tell him is,

FUCK OFF, you racist fuck.

2009-01-11T04:05:00.005Z

OMG Ricky Gervais jogged past me in Central Park New York.

This is his blog

Ricky

and this is a post from his blog

I was there!

2008-12-31T17:21:00.002Z

I'm waving goodbye to 2008.

2008 was exciting, fun, adventurous, stressful...

2008 was GREAT.

I had my last written exam in my life; I ski-ed for the 1st time in my life and I went down the red slope (for intermediate ski-ers) four times in a row with less than 5 falls; I visited Rome, Venice, Florence, Pisa, Milan, Berlin, Munich, Salzburg, Paris and Hopfgarten (ski). I've done so many other things and I totally enjoyed them.

I'm looking forward to 2009,

and I'm off to New York tomorrow! Ciao~

2008-12-19T15:04:00.001Z

Merry Christmas!

I'm off to skiing and a white Christmas in Austria!

Ciao~

2008-12-15T23:24:00.005Z

My friend asked,

"lampa and lanjiao, which one is rougher ah?" (哪个比较粗？)

Another friend answered,

"depends la... you need to touch them only u know ma"

=.=

2008-12-10T01:23:00.000Z

Ruth said KNN CCB to a female bus driver today

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2008-12-06T18:28:00.001Z

I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE I LOVE MEDICINE

I shall say this to myself everyday

2008-12-04T20:09:00.002Z

It's been a dull gloomy miserable winter so far. Having sunrise at 8am and sunset at 4pm is depressing. Rain and cold wind is pissing me off. This sucks.

Some people have really funny surnames. I know it's not nice to make fun of people's names, but who cares.

Dick. Seriously, Dick? Hi, Mr Dick. You're a dick. Does your surname erect too?

Butt. What if this guy is a surgeon and he has to remove an anal skin tag? I wonder if the patient would LOL if the surgeon introduce himself as Mr Butt.

Pussei. Honestly, I have no idea how to pronounce this, but it looks like Mr Dick's very good friend.

Coward. This pilot called Coward was a hero!

Darling. What the hell...

McQueer. I bet he attracts loads of six-packs.

McNab. Must be a fucking nab.

Ball. Maybe he needs an extra ball.

Seriously, what's with the surname Patel in the UK? Why do so many Indians have this surname?

Some footballers have funny surnames too.

Recently Hull city used a special anti-Delap tactic which involved Dean Windass to warm up in front of Delap when he had to throw in. This guy surely farts a lot.

I watched a football match on a Hong Kong TV channel and Darren Fletcher was "fai chai" in Cantonese. =.=

Stephen Ireland from Ireland. Maybe people should start having surnames based on their origins such James Trinidad & Tobago, John Singapore, Sarah Hungary and Emily Pakistan.

Frank Lampard. Everyone knows him, and everyone scolds him lampa when he sucks in England squad.

Luis Nani. Nani???Kawaii?

Andre Bikey. The fact that it's actually Bee-Kay rather than Bi-key is really hilarious.

Ang mo are n00bs sometimes. When I say my first name is Sik Liong, it's Sik Liong, not Sik. How many times do I need to clarify that? It's not Sik Sii. It's Sik Liong Sii. It's amazing how they pronounce my name. Sik Sai, Saik Sii, Mr Saik etc. I don't eat shit but I'm sorry If i'm more sexy than you.

Ciao.

2008-11-27T21:10:00.001Z

more animals

2008-11-27T21:07:00.000Z

more animals

2008-10-28T12:50:00.001Z

Hi. I'm still alive

Office Timetable

2008-10-03T14:52:00.002+01:00

9:00 Starting time
9:30 Arrive at work
9.45 Coffee break
11:00 Check mail
11:15 Prepare for lunch
12:00 Lunch
2.45 Browse the internet
3:00 Tea break
4:00 Prepare to go home
4:30 Go home
5:00 Finishing time

Does this look familiar to you, fellow Malaysians?

Dick tionary

2008-10-03T14:45:00.002+01:00

ARTERY ............... the study of paintings
BACTERIA ............... Back door to cafeteria
BARIUM ............... What doctors do when patients die
BENIGN ............... What you be, after you be eight
CAESARIAN SECTION ............... A neighbour of Rome
CATSCAN ............... Searching for kitty
CAUTERIZE ............... Made eye contact with her
COLIC ............... A sheep dog
COMA ............... A punctuation mark
DILATE ............... To live long
ENEMA ............... Not a friend
FESTER ............... Quicker than someone else
FIBULA ............... A small lie
IMPOTENT ............... Distinguished, well known
LABOUR PAIN ............... Getting hurt at work
MEDICAL STAFF ............... A doctor's cane
MORBID ............... A higher officer
NITRATES ............... Cheaper then day rates
NODE ............... I knew it!
OUTPATIENT ............... A patient who has fainted
PELVIS ............... Second cousin to Elvis
POST OPERATIVE ............... A letter carrier
RECOVERY ROOM ............... Place to do upholstery
RECTUM ............... Nearly killed him
SECRETION ............... Hiding something
SEIZURE ............... Roman Emperor
TABLET ............... A small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS ............... Getting sick at airport
TUMOUR ............... One plus one more
URINE ............... Opposite of your out
2xCONDOMS ............... To be sure, to be sure...

Bear

2008-09-12T15:48:00.002+01:00

I read something really funny today. Well, I think it's hilarious so I wanna write it down before I throw the magazine away. It's from a sports magazine called "sport" with the "s" lying horizontally. Hmm. So yea, it's "sport" issue #90 published on 12 Sep 2008. It has 6 pages under "special feature" on Bear Grylls, the crazy English fella who eats and drinks whatever he can find in the jungle. I like him. I think he's a cool dude. Britain rarely produces cool dude (erm, bloke?). Andy Murray? This issue has a few pages on Andy Murray as well but seriously, I dun really bother. Who does?

The last page on Bear Grylls is hilarious. It's called Urban Survival with Bear Grylls. "London is a dangerous place but, with Bear's help, you can survive the urban jungle".

Bear, we're walking down Oxford Street on our way to buy some new pants when a giant, savage poodle tries to maul us to death. What should we do to survive?
"I was always told in my army days to just whip your shirt off, wrap it round your arm to protect it, offer it that, let it go for it and then jam your fingers together straight into both eyes. Then squeeze together into its brain, hold it there, and it will release you and die. You're safe." LOL....

We're ice skating on the frozen Serpentine and then - crack! - the ice breaks and we plunge into the freezing water. We don't want to die wearing ice skates, so what should we do?
"The first thing is don't panic. You can die from the gasp reflex when the shock makes you breathe water into your lungs, so you need to control your panic. Turn around and look at where you fell in - you know the ice is good to get out from. Break the ice, then ease your weight up and wriggle like a seal, kicking hard and spreading your weight. When you get out you need to get warm, so take your clothes off and start doing press-ups." WTF...

We're on the London Eye and it's really hot - bloody global warming - but it gets stuck, the sun is baking through the capsule and the air conditioning is screwed. How do we stay cool?
"Have you got a window in there?("Not sure," we say). Well, that's very hard. Dehydration is a real killer. I've been to desserts where it's so hot they say that, if you don't have any water or survival skills, you're dead in three hours. Smash a window, get a bit of airflow through and, if nobody is ever going to get you, you're going to have to climb down. I've often thought about climbing the London Eye. I've examined it - it looks quite straightforward."

A bear has escaped from the zoo and is standing in our kitchen with its nose in a jar of peanut butter (HAHAHAHA). We're angry, but scared. What do we do so your namesake doesn't eat us?
"Even large animals fear humans. They will only attack as a last resort, so your best chance is to avoid eye contact and adopt a submissive posture. Back away slowly and turn side-on, as a full-frontal posture could be seen as aggressive. Never run; the bear will think you're prey and charge. If attacked, throw yourself to the ground, protect your neck and throat and play dead. If you have a knife, stab at the eyes and mouth."

It's been one hell of a day Bear, so we get hammered at the Below Zero Ice Bar and pass out behind a seat. When we wake up, we've been accidentally locked in. How do we stay warm?
"You can do like they did on that famous Ernest Shackleton expedition. Stranded on an icefloe, Shackleton knew that if he stopped moving he would die - so he marched around the icefloe all night. The real discipline when you're cold is to keep pumping your fingers and toes - so make sure you keeping moving all the time." Hm...I thought we need to conserve energy.

It's now nighttime, and we realise we've lost our keys, our wallet, our phone and crucially, our Oyster card. Where do we seek shelter in London?" HAHAHA Oyster carddddd
"Newspapers are very good. Grab yourself some newspapers, find a park and get under a bush. You need to get protection from the weather; the biggest killer is the wind, so get out of the wind, get a bit of cardboard to keep the rainwater off you and huddle up in a ball. If you're with someone else, hold each other real tight. Or you could just go to the nearest pub."

Ridiculous but damn funny. HAHA.

=.=

2008-09-11T20:55:00.002+01:00

It's gonna be a tough life ahead. Being posted to a place with a weak cellphone signal isn't really helping. Travelling for hours daily isn't really helping either. Has anyone even heard of this place called Farnham? =.=

I just realised that I'm so boring. Routine, routine, routine without excitement. The only day when I can play basketball during summer is Saturday, when the clouds decide to piss on London most of the time. This piss is enough to flood some parts of England.

I just came back from a trip to Berlin, Munich, Salzburg and Paris not long ago. I absolutely love the culture in Munich. Everyone seems to be free of troubles. Maybe they hide those behind the gigantic beer. Paris was gorgeous. WHy, WHY, why, WhY does everyone say Eiffel Tower is over-rated and a disappointment? It's absolutely gorgeous especially at night. It's awesome. It's beautiful. It's romantic. When it sparkled at night, I just felt like sitting there whole night and ignored the temperature. Who says Mona Lisa is a disappointment? It's such an excitement to see for the first time the painting everyone is still talking about since the book came out so long ago. And who says MEN don't go to Disneyland? It's so good that it's probably the best place I've ever been in the entire world. Seriously. It's so nice. The firework can beat the hell out of Bintang Walk New Year celebration firework.

Coming back to London is sien. I need to do something, seriously, something that I might not be able to do few months from now. I've lived a quarter of my life, well, maybe a third, but I haven't even sent a postcard before. I realised it when I received one from Vatican City posted by supervogel recently.

Something exciting, maybe.

Take a photo with a celebrity. I was at London premier of The Other Boleyn Girl and my phone ran out of battery. Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman and Eric Bana were like an arm's away from me and I just watched them. Fuck.

Steal a London bus. Apparently, u don't need a key to switch it on. Maybe I can sneak into the garage and drive one around the London Eye. Nah, too ambitious.

Learn how to play piano. Ah forget it, too old for that.

List to be continued.

Happy August

2008-08-18T22:21:00.002+01:00

Ok i'm off to Berlin and Munich in a few hours time. I was in Copenhangen on my birthday last year, and I'll be in Berlin on my birthday this year! Cool, isn't it. Flying around spending birthday in different countries.

I just became an uncle today. I have a niece. Gembira gila babi.

Yea, this is a happy month, except for the fact that I had to go through the bloody exams earlier on.

Ciao ciao

~

2008-08-13T16:46:00.003+01:00

My secondary school teacher once told me :

When you're answering a tough multiple choice question in exam, the 1st answer you put is normally right because it appears familiar to you when you look at it for the 1st time. DO NOT change it after that.

I learnt my lesson today. I should have listened to you 10 years ago T.T

~

2008-08-04T11:38:00.001+01:00

Who says cats are not loyal?

Go suck ass if you think so.

...

2008-07-16T20:03:00.003+01:00

I fear that I will always be

A lonely number like root three

A three is all that's good and right

Why must my three keep out of sight

Beneath a vicious square-root sign?

I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick

With just some quick erithmetic

I know I'll never see the sun

As 1.7321

Such is my reality

A sad irrationality

When, hark, just what is this I see?

Another square root of a three

Has quietly come waltzing by

Together now we multiply

To form a number we prefer

Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds

And with a wave of magic wands

Our square-root signs become unglued

And love for me has been renewed

kumar & harold

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2008-03-04T00:22:00.002Z

Abandoned website. I'm just lazy to update =.=

Hamsters are cute sometimes.

F & F

2007-12-21T17:35:00.000Z

Jesus asks us to forgive and forget.

But how?

How to do it when life treats me this way?

I dun think anyone can do it easily. In fact, no one can do it.

So I think I'm normal.

GoGo

2007-12-21T16:56:00.000Z

The draw for the last 16 of UCL has juz happened today.

Celtic FC v FC Barcelona --- omg poor scottish
O. Lyonnais v Man Utd --- Damn easy wei
FC Schalke 04 v FC Porto --- Sien
Liverpool FC v FC Internazionale --- OMG OMG. Peter Crouch pls tackle again
AS Roma v Real Madrid FC --- Best
Arsenal FC v AC Milan --- Why meet so early? zzz
Olympiacos CFP v Chelsea --- Easy lo
Fenerbahce SK v Sevilla FC --- like i care

GO GO GO

Men's confession

2007-12-16T18:26:00.000Z

Women are horrible species. They make our lives miserable. We have to live their ways although we work so hard 2 kao them in the 1st place. What to do, Jesus asked us to take care of women. I was reading a Chinese papers when I saw an interesting article. It's written for a girlfriend and it goes like this.

The other day when u asked me if I've done any nice things for u, my mind went blank suddenly. I thought about it for 2 days, and I could finally recall some of the nice things I've done for u.

1. When eating fish, I let you eat nice meat but I eat kepala.
2. When we go out, it's me who spend all the time. The money u save can buy u shark fin already.
3. I haven't had any gfs b4 u, but u've got a few b4 me.
4. When u're angry, u lepas geram on me. When I'm angry, I lepas geram on myself.
5. U can kiss me anytime but I need 2 ask for permission 2 kiss u.
6. U hit me all the time, but I've never hit u b4.
7. Once u asked me what i'd do if u fell in love with another guy. I told u I'd kill the guy. When I asked u what u'd do if I fell in love with another girl, u said u'd cut my cock.
8. I bought u a 200 bucks shirt but I told u it's 50 bucks. U bought me a 30 bucks watch but u told me it's 300 bucks.
9. I bought u a new headphone when I spoilt yours. U didn't even apologize to me when u spoil my stuff.
10. When u get sick, I lose 2 kgs. When I get sick, u eat all my ice-cream and gain 2kgs.
11. I never mind about ur height, but u mind that I'm shorter than other guys.
12. When u come to my place, i sleep on the floor. When I go to ur place, I sleep on the floor too.
13. When I have 5 similar things, I give u the best one. When u have 5 similar things, u gimme the worst one and keep the best one.
14. When I look at other gals, u will not talk to me till I apologize. When u tell me other guys r good looking, I never say anything.

Everything in this article is so correct that I can't find any flaws.

Such is life. I just gotta accept it.

nice

2007-12-15T19:27:00.000Z

Pro Video. geng

Emo

2007-12-05T03:45:00.001Z

OMG WTF

2007-11-27T09:16:00.000Z

Hilarious.

Aih Americans.

I thought of Ukraine though. Shevchenko. Maybe Voronin gua.

Wah

2007-11-26T15:15:00.001Z

Wah my Uni was on BBC

Best of AMA 2007

2007-11-20T20:04:00.000Z

Fabulous

Ya

2007-11-20T19:55:00.000Z

My new obssession

One Republic

RIP

2007-10-24T01:48:00.001+01:00

Rest in peace, Lim Goh Tong

MSN news

2007-10-15T15:31:00.000+01:00

No basketball kaki forced me to play badminton since I came to London. It can be quite sien sometimes, especially when playing with noobie ang mos. More Oriental, more fun.

These photos were taken by a friend using a super cool cam.

Serving

Stance

Action

Graceful

Terrified

Chilling

My fav photo of the night

I've got a match later. Hope won't kena tapao. Ciaoz

...

2007-10-02T13:55:00.001+01:00

...

2007-09-26T19:27:00.000+01:00

It's been a long time...

BT broadband sucks. This shit makes me dulan at least once a day.

Neurologists are bastards. Comb your hair, shave your freaking disgusting beard, wear you tie properly, tuck in your shirt evenly and be nicer to students pls.

Stupid washing machine acted like a sissy gay. I'm running out of underwear.

Home is 1 month ++ away hooray.

Hurro. Mr Isak? Hiro Nakamura is back. Gay show.

Michael Scofield is back too, this time with more challenges.

GGclient sucks.

STFU noobs.

More CS pls.

Why am I doing medicine?

I hate clerking patients.

Vaseline rocks. It takes my itchiness away.

Steve got me a new mouse. Get ready 2 be pawned, nabs.

I love my room.

Cheers.

AYOOOO

2007-09-19T19:17:00.001+01:00

AFK meh

2007-09-14T19:17:00.000+01:00

ni*m* afk meh. noob host

I love blonde too

2007-09-10T16:44:00.001+01:00

Sienz

2007-09-10T14:56:00.000+01:00

Aiihhh

2007-09-01T16:50:00.001+01:00

Still no internet.

Siennn

Lonely

2007-08-30T13:54:00.001+01:00

New house

No internet

Loneliness is creeping in

No internet = sien-ness

No internet = no life

I miss mlm

'ssup

2007-08-26T20:16:00.000+01:00

Yay I'm in Stockholm now, last stop of a 10-day fabulous trip in Scandinavia.

Malmo-Copenhagen-Gothenburg-Kiruna-Abisko-Narvik-Stockholm.

From Sweden to Denmark, up north to Norway, and then back to the beautiful capital of Sweden. Tiring indeed, but what an amazing experience.

Fucking Danish. They're bastards.

Will be going back to London on Monday morning.

Cravig for siu yuk... China Town here I come.

Break

2007-08-18T15:50:00.000+01:00

Leaving for Europe tomorrow.

Will be in Sweden and Denmark for 10 days. Yay.

Will be moving into a new house when I come back; means no internet for the first few weeks.

Take a break, take a Kit Kat.

Everyone seems to know this line - "Malaysia truly Asia", even the 3 macha selling fried chicken in Tooting OMG.

Will be MIA for few weeks.

Ciaoz.

海阔天空

2007-08-16T21:34:00.000+01:00

Classic

Kitty

2007-08-16T21:18:00.001+01:00

Random thoughts

2007-08-16T16:28:00.000+01:00

I saw a 2-year-old kid who has paper eating disorder (PICA) few days ago.

He loves eating papers.

Poor kid.

X : I had 2 donuts for breakfast.
Kid : I had 2 A4 papers.

...

X : Omg I'm craving for cheesecake.
Kid : Omg I'm craving for Jessica Alba wallpaper.

...

X : It's £14.50 . Plastic or paper bag?
Kid : 3 paper bags pls. Large.

...

X : May I take your order pls?
Kid : How much is the menu?

...

X : Throw away the old documents.
Kid : No food wasting, pls.

...

X : This book is freaking heavy.
Kid : Yummy.

-______-

The Middle

2007-08-13T20:44:00.001+01:00

Sigh. Gone are the days.

You Don't Know What Love Is

2007-08-13T18:09:00.000+01:00

Transformers II

2007-08-13T13:21:00.000+01:00

Cool Robots.

But humans can be Transformers too.

Do you remember Hephaestion, the intimate companion, general, bodyguard, and the gay partner of Alexander the Great in the movie Alexander?

I fucking hate him in the movie.

I hate gays.

...

...

...

He's Jared Leto, the lead singer in 30 seconds to Mars.

But he's so yeng here. I like him.

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How about the sizzling hot beach boy, Rodrigo Santoro with pecs and abs in Charlie's Angel : Full Throttle whom every girl would want to have sex with?

...

...

...

He transformed into a gay Persian King.

Freaking GAY lord.

The Kill

2007-08-11T23:58:00.000+01:00

Original

Acoustic

By : 30 Seconds to Mars

The acoustic version is just brilliant

From Yesterday

2007-08-11T23:53:00.000+01:00

by : 30 Seconds to Mars

click click

2007-08-11T18:30:00.000+01:00

I know a lot of people have been asking the same question but...

What's the plural of computer mouse?

I still don't know.

Kitty

2007-08-11T16:02:00.001+01:00

EPL

2007-08-11T13:58:00.000+01:00

EPL has started. Life's getting less boring.

Negaraku

2007-08-10T13:29:00.001+01:00

From PS's blog, I found this.

Real or not... Cool.

Damn xiong to government wei.

Jalur Gemilang

2007-08-10T12:48:00.000+01:00

Click here for The Star News

"Some people think that it is all right to bake cakes with the national flag design on them, but actually, it is inappropriate because later, they will be cut and eaten. The gesture is not appropriate," a spokesman from the secretariat said today.

WTF? Gesture is inappropriate?

Don't bake Jalur Gemilang cake ok. Denda RM1000 tau.

Owned

2007-08-09T20:30:00.001+01:00

Magnum ice cream (3 for 1 pound from Sainsbury)

and

Doritos Chips

are owning me right now.

Help.

Pins n needles?

2007-08-09T19:27:00.001+01:00

VideoJug: How To Avoid Trapped Arm Whilst Cuddling In Bed

Haha brilliant.

Get well

2007-08-09T13:30:00.000+01:00

I just recovered from a common cold, which had been torturing me for about 3 weeks. I hate it, but I alwez get it. Too sissy, I guess.

Looking through my msn list, so many of my friends' personal messages indicate that they're ill. No idea why everyone gets sick at this period of time.

Take care and get well soon.

Silent Scream

2007-08-08T22:23:00.001+01:00

My mate in Seremban, Hiang Liang and his band mates of Silent Scream has come out with their debut album !

Click here to listen to their songs

Click here to watch their video "Unspoken"

Rock, rock and rock.

Whoever in Malaysia now, go buy the album to support local music, and most importantly, to support our friend.

Well done, mate!

o_O

2007-08-07T01:13:00.000+01:00

Man Utd's new signing, 11-year-old Rhain Davis?

Siao meh.

Moonlight shines upon the guilty and the innocent alike

2007-08-06T21:26:00.000+01:00

Today, someone from Belo Horizonte, Brazil visited this site. I don't even know this place.

Hmmmm.

...

Apparently, he googled "Luna Moonfang" and found this site.

...

Aw.

I bet he attempted the test too.

---________---

2007-08-06T21:07:00.000+01:00

I went to a dude's house 2day 2 prepare some stuff for my presentation tomorrow.

Dude : Mum, Justin is from Malaysia!

Dude's Mum : Oh really?

Me : Yea. U know Malaysia?

Dude's Mum : Yes, of coz. Malaysia is a lovely place!

Me : Yea, it is.

Dude : Justin speaks 3 languages. Malay, Chinese and English.

Dude's Mum : Wow. What do u speak to your family?

Me : Hm... Chinese. Well, not Chinese exactly. It's a dialect.

Dude : Malaysia truly Asia! We saw on TV.

Me : -_-

.....

.....

Dude's Mum : So, is Malaysia a part of China?

Me : -____________-

My poor country.

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I'm in love.

...

I'm in love with my Transformers T!

Yummy

Kitty

2007-08-05T14:39:00.000+01:00

Sedated

2007-08-05T04:32:00.000+01:00

It was sedated after visiting the vet.

Hilarious.

I think

2007-08-04T21:24:00.000+01:00

I think I need anger management.

Yes, I really do.

Air mata dan hujan

2007-08-04T20:16:00.000+01:00

An hour on the phone today.

Emoness is hunting me again.

I will decide what I want in my life.

LOL

2007-08-04T03:45:00.001+01:00

This is so far the funniest I've seen on youtube.

Kitties

2007-08-04T03:30:00.001+01:00

HAI!

PEACE

icanhascheezburger.com

Amazing

2007-08-03T20:54:00.000+01:00

Best magic I've seen

Hugh Laurie

2007-08-02T22:12:00.001+01:00

I just found out he's a British and he's from Oxford, England. He speaks flawless American accent in House!

Good stuff

2007-08-02T21:16:00.000+01:00

This is hilarious. 45 minutes of stomachache.

London Underground

2007-08-01T00:59:00.000+01:00

CLICK HERE !

Manglish pls

2007-07-31T17:02:00.000+01:00

I wish to learn to speak politely like an ang mo gentleman so I can kao lui easily. Seriously, I also get attracted by how they talk to ladies. Imagine those Asian chicks with ang-mo-is-better-than-asian-guys and ang-mo-is-the-best mindset... These girls will go straight to bed with them.

On the other hand, I really hate some of the ways ang mo talk.

1. "No offense, but..."

Ridiculous. If u're gonna say something that's gonna offend someone eventually, just say it. What for wanna hint someone before offending him/her. It's just like hiding a thousand pounds underneath your bed and putting up a notice on top of your bed saying "there's no 1000 pounds underneath my bed". Use that to cheat stupid girls can la...
ang mo : no offense, but ur ass is fat.
ang-mo-is-the-best chick : thanks (yay i'm hot!)

2. "It's like... it's like... it's like..."

Bloody hell. What is it? Straight to the point pls. Sometimes u can finish a sentence with 5 words ok, not 25 words with 10 "it's like's".

3. "Sort of... sort of..."

-_- When you explain something, pls be precise. Using "sort of" means u dun know shit, or shyte, or whatever. You're just talking cock or trying to make up something. Like u people say, it's just bollocks. If u ever answer questions this way to my CSU doctors back in IMU, you'll cry for mummy after that.

4. "To be honest, ..."

What? So you're dishonest all this while? Freak, so when am I supposed 2 believe you?
Ang mo : To be honest, you look really hawt tonight.
Ang-mo-is-the-best chick : Tank kew! (Tears of joy)
Idiot. Maybe u look like shit other than that night.

5. "It's Friday afternoon..." or "It's Monday morning..."

So your working mood only starts after 2pm on Monday and ends at 12pm on Friday. No wonder you have like 50% of obese people in your population and a junk of people with alcoholic liver disease. So what if it's Monday morning or Friday afternoon? You're paid to work. Wake up.

6. "..., u know, ..., u know, ..."

I don't know. I don't live with you. Who the hell knows.

Ok, enough of my dulan-ness. I still prefer Manglish, straight to the point, no cock-talking.

No offense but, I think your sandwich sucks. It's like, u know...it's like...something that only cow eats. It's like... a piece of bread, sort of being filled by sort of a disgusting piece of raw vege. It's like...to be honest, I would prefer sort of rice, u know, with cooked vege and sort of oriental-cooked meat, u know.

Cut the crap.

I hate sandwich. I love Chinese food.

Before It's Too Late

2007-07-31T01:26:00.000+01:00

Brilliant song

Malaysia Caning Judicial Corporal Punishment

2007-07-30T20:32:00.000+01:00

Still wanna rape ?

Think twice.

Now That You're Near

2007-07-30T18:59:00.003+01:00

This is my all time favourite. Enjoy :D

HAHAHAHA

2007-07-30T18:45:00.000+01:00

WAHAHAHA

Coolness

2007-07-30T17:01:00.000+01:00

These cars are unbelievable.

A Pontiac Solstice transforms into Autobots Jazz.

A Chevrolet Camaro transforms into Bumblebee.

Chevrolet Camaro... I would die for those rims.

I would starve to death for this car.

Transformers

2007-07-29T18:27:00.000+01:00

1st time in my life, I came out from the cinema speechless. Transformers is AWESOME, so stunning that I could not think of any ways to describe it.

10 reasons why u MUST watch transformers :

1. It's simply AWESOME.
2. It's not only about robots (even if it is, I would still worship it). This whole US military stuff just amazes me.
3. Action, action, action!
4. Brilliant graphics, perfect autobots.
5. You grew up watching transformers cartoon.
6. Megan Fox is hawt (for guys) and Optimus Prime is HAWT (for girls), unless you're a naughty girl who likes villain Megatron which I find freaking HAWT too.
7. It beats Harry Potter flat.
8. It's not only a guys' show. 100% of girls I know enjoyed it.
9. Real combat, real explosives (not magic and stupid spells).
10.It makes u feel that like blinking is a waste of time.

When Optimus Prime transformed from the fancy truck into an autobot for the 1st time, I almost cried. The feeling was just undescribable. I don't care if you think it's childish coz if you do, you have a boring life.

10 reasons why you don't wanna watch Transformers :

1. Your have a boring life.
2. You're a gay (guys).
3. You like magic (girls).
4. You grew up in Afghanistan.
5. You were addicted to porn since 4 years old.
6. Your family members were killed by robots when you were 2.
7. What is Transformers?
8. You have Alzheimer's.
9. You play with Barbie dolls in college.
10.You're a big N00b.

Screw Harry Potter, screw Fantastic Four. You haven't lived your life if you haven't seen Transformers.

Blue Man Group

2007-07-27T23:17:00.000+01:00

This is fucking awesome

PS3?

2007-07-27T22:26:00.001+01:00

Omg my dream

Wii?

2007-07-27T22:20:00.000+01:00

OMG Wii is lame

我不是好人

2007-07-27T01:23:00.000+01:00

Steve : 我不是好人
Me : 我也不是好人
Steve : mlm
Me : mlm x2

Cheers

2007-07-26T01:02:00.000+01:00

Safe journey, PS!

Kitties

2007-07-24T19:51:00.001+01:00

taken from http://icanhascheezburger.com/