Justin®徐旭隆

Never be erased ♥

Men's confession

Women are horrible species. They make our lives miserable. We have to live their ways although we work so hard 2 kao them in the 1st place. What to do, Jesus asked us to take care of women. I was reading a Chinese papers when I saw an interesting article. It's written for a girlfriend and it goes like this.

The other day when u asked me if I've done any nice things for u, my mind went blank suddenly. I thought about it for 2 days, and I could finally recall some of the nice things I've done for u.

1. When eating fish, I let you eat nice meat but I eat kepala.
2. When we go out, it's me who spend all the time. The money u save can buy u shark fin already.
3. I haven't had any gfs b4 u, but u've got a few b4 me.
4. When u're angry, u lepas geram on me. When I'm angry, I lepas geram on myself.
5. U can kiss me anytime but I need 2 ask for permission 2 kiss u.
6. U hit me all the time, but I've never hit u b4.
7. Once u asked me what i'd do if u fell in love with another guy. I told u I'd kill the guy. When I asked u what u'd do if I fell in love with another girl, u said u'd cut my cock.
8. I bought u a 200 bucks shirt but I told u it's 50 bucks. U bought me a 30 bucks watch but u told me it's 300 bucks.
9. I bought u a new headphone when I spoilt yours. U didn't even apologize to me when u spoil my stuff.
10. When u get sick, I lose 2 kgs. When I get sick, u eat all my ice-cream and gain 2kgs.
11. I never mind about ur height, but u mind that I'm shorter than other guys.
12. When u come to my place, i sleep on the floor. When I go to ur place, I sleep on the floor too.
13. When I have 5 similar things, I give u the best one. When u have 5 similar things, u gimme the worst one and keep the best one.
14. When I look at other gals, u will not talk to me till I apologize. When u tell me other guys r good looking, I never say anything.

Everything in this article is so correct that I can't find any flaws.

Such is life. I just gotta accept it.

3 comments